oldies, but goodies.

6 AUGUST 2008


title: “consider this the bitterest goodbye…. kiss mine”

dear __________,

i am revoking your friendship. please do not bother replying or reapplying. all further inquiries can be directed to your lack of common sense.

thank you.

<3.


25 AUGUST 2008

title: introduction.

hi, i’m addy.

i’m ninteen years old, five foot nine inches short, and i have love handles.

i wear my heart on my sleeve, but there’s a steel bracelet hovering over it at all times. good luck trying to reach it.

my sense of self sucks, but my sense of others is impeccable.

i’m attracted to shallow men who spend more time primping than i do.

i attract shallow men who spend more time primping than i do. this is a problem.

i don’t believe that common ground is safe ground.
hi, my name is addy, and i plan on changing the world.

<3.


4 NOVEMBER 2008

title: i am a snowflake.

i am a snowflake. i am special and unique.

i am a hopless romantic, periodic existentialist, finite objectivist, and a timeless human being.

YOU are NOT a snowflake. hah.